Guy: Come Back! I Can Change It!

Girl #1: I can understand the idea behind having an affair…
Girl #2: Yeah, it’s the change of scenery.
Girl #3: The change of dick…

East Lansing, Michigan

Posted on January 25, 2026
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Infidelity, Michigan, Penis, Sexuality

From the Three’s Company Cutting-Room Floor

Female roommate, discussing broken toilet: It’s funny how the tampon goes but not the poop.
Male roommate: I should have stayed in my room.

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: should’ve stayed at the library…

Posted on January 24, 2026
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Questions, Sorority types

I Thought the Figure on the Door Was Sporting a Jaunty Kilt

Man in stall on the left: Bill, I think we’re in the wrong bathroom.
Man in stall on the right: Yeah, I think I just figured that out.

Women’s restroom at United Center
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: the girl in the stall between them

Posted on January 24, 2026
Compare and contrast, Fears, Friends, Gender issues, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Questions, Restroom

Of Course My Anal Probes Are Constantly Interrupted by Ads

Freak in furry pants and top hat, to fellow freak: You’re the friendster of alien abduction services, and I’m the myspace: You did it first, but I did it better.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: LeeKelly

Posted on January 22, 2026
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Guys, MySpace, Pride, Washington, Weirdness

Isn’t That the Title of an Inspirational Children’s Book?

Little boy to his mother: Why is everybody white and I’m brown?

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on January 22, 2026
Black people, Compare and contrast, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Race

And You’d Be Like, “I Got the Pus-sy!”

Lady professor: AU is so different, there are so many females here. When I was in college, my sophomore year it was a five to one ratio! Males to females! The men were hanging from the trees. You’d walk through campus, wary, and then you’d sit at the cafeteria table and look up from your breakfast and there would be five guys -just staring at you!

Justice Research Class, American University
Washington, D.C.