Gay People. Is There Any Social Problem They Can’t Fix?

Guy: So it’s her mom, her mom’s boyfriend, and her dad?
Girl: Yeah. It would be so awkward if her dad wasn’t gay.

Corpus Christi, Texas

Overheard by: it already is.

Posted on May 12, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas

It Doesn’t Come Up Much, but a Rule Is a Rule

Student: Yeah… I don’t really take advice from a kid wearing a winter hat indoors, drinking white grape juice out of a measuring cup.

SUNY Cortland
Cortland, New York

Posted on May 12, 2026
Advice, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, New York, Students, Weirdness

What Daphne, Velma and the Gang Were Really Up to in That Van

Kid with lisp: Let’s investigate some underwear!

Fairwood, Washington

Overheard by: that won’t be in the children’s section…

Posted on May 11, 2026
Clothes, Clothing, Default, Kids, Washington, Wishes

Right Up There with the Taoist Classic “C Is For Cookie– Is Good Enough for Me”

Female voice over speakerphone: Maybe you shouldn’t listen to me. I just reached into my glass of milk to retrieve a cookie that I accidentally dropped to the bottom during dunking. Now I am covered in milk. I’ve got milk hands!
Fraternity guy: I thought you were trying to make your own metaphor, like “I don’t see the glass as half empty or half full, I see my hand in it retrieving cookies.”

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Wants No Part Of This

Posted on May 11, 2026
Advice, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Health & Hygiene, Rhode Island, Women, Words

Oh, and Death. And Taxes

20-something #1: Yeah, see, that’s our problem: These girls are pushing 30 and their biological clocks are going off and all that.
20-something #2: Well, that wasn’t my problem before, she was 23 when I started dating her.
20-something #1 (thoughtfully): Yeah… that’s our other problem: time.

Airplane between Detroit and Las Vegas

Overheard by: ncs