Girls

No, Funny Like When I Gave Them to Your Boyfriend and He Gave Them to You

Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?

Frisco, Texas

Overheard by: Abs

Posted on November 14, 2025
Default, Girls, On the phone, Questions, STDs, Texas, Words

We Called Him “Timothy McYay”

HS girl: He was killing us, but in a fun way.

Chino High School
Chino, California

Overheard by: yes

Posted on November 10, 2025
California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Words

A.K.A. Sunburned Cock

Meathead: Those guys are steroid monkeys.
Girl: Oh… So, you don’t do steroids?
Meathead: No, girl, I eat grilled chicken.

1400 East 6th Street
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: dana

Posted on November 10, 2025
Arizona, Comebacks, Default, Drugs, Food, Girls, Gripes, Gym rats

Why Do You Vote Republican?

Chick on cell: … Because I’m emotionally sterile — that’s why!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on November 8, 2025
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Massachusetts, On the phone

Once a Month. Our People Love Dragons and Firecrackers

White girl to Asian guy: So… How often is Chinese New Year?

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com

Overheard by: tom

Posted on November 8, 2025
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Idiots, Maryland, Overheard in College Park, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Time Management, Whiteys

Turn Around and I’ll Show You.

Blonde: You know the bases? If third base is sex, then what is a home run?

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Overheard by: my friends are really dumb sometimes…

Posted on November 7, 2025
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Sex, Students, Words

She’s Been Waiting Months to Use That Line

Dining hall employee: We started doing tofu because a lot of people don’t eat meat anymore.
Chick: I love meat.

Russell Sage College
Troy, New York

Posted on November 6, 2025
Blue collar, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, New York, Students

Stupid Boomer — Tricks Are for Kids!

Girl on phone: Ewww, Grandma is so gross. Remember that time she went to the doctor and found out she had chlamydia?

Seattle University
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: gross

Posted on November 5, 2025
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Washington

You’re Both Right!

Preppy girl #1: Wow, now we all have the same necklace! We should all wear them the next time we go out!
Preppy girl #2: Yeah! We’d be like the Power Rangers or something!
Preppy girl #3: Or we’d be like douchebags.

Eastern Market
Washington, DC

Overheard by: office peon does d.c.

Posted on November 5, 2025
Comebacks, Default, Fashion, Girls, Insults, Offers and requests, Preppies, Stores, Washington, DC

And Mr. Cheney Looks Damn Good in a Black Teddie

Girl: Dude! Satan is in the store! He’s trying on lingerie.

Victoria’s Secret
Bakersfield, California

Posted on November 4, 2025
California, Clothes, Default, Evil, Girls, Stores