Which They Got Fucking a Liar

Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they’ve never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.

Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Beer Bitch

Posted on December 21, 2025
Ass, Default, Drunks, Education, Girls, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Lies, Oklahoma

And Live in a Parental-Notification State

Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you’re three weeks late, you totally don’t have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you’ve definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying.
Teen girl #2: … Really?
Teen girl #1: Yes, I’m completely sure. You’re totally fine. Golden. Except that you’re 17 and might be pregnant.

Dallas Airport
Dallas, Texas

Posted on December 20, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Fears, Friends, Girls, Pregnancy, Sexuality, Teens, Texas

Of All the Ways to Describe Giving Birth…

Chick to friend: Can I get that pulled out of my cervix in September?

Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts

Posted on December 18, 2025
Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Questions, Time Management

Who Knew Yuppie Teens Could Leave Us So Intrigued?

Yuppie teen girl #1: I’m sooo glad it didn’t happen when those boys were looking at the restaurant!
Yuppie teen girl #2: Your face is totally like a target for their… like… stuff.

Hotel elevator
South Carolina

Overheard by: wtf are you talking about?

Posted on December 15, 2025
Default, Feelings, Girls, South Carolina, Teens, Words, Yuppies

Whatever, Ms. “I’m Allergic to Sex”

Girl to friend: So, you told him you were a nun and couldn’t have friends? That’s so mean!

Chic-Fil-A
Asheville, North Carolina

Overheard by: jaye

Posted on December 12, 2025
Default, Girls, Gripes, North Carolina, Religion

None of the Races Are Much of a Bargain

Asian girl: I hate being Asian!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/29/asians-of-the-jewish-persuasion/

Overheard by:

Posted on December 10, 2025
Asians, Canadia, Default, Girls, Gripes, Overheard at McGill, Race

It’s My Major, You Know

Loud girl on oak lawn: So, where do the midgets come into it? I want my midget porn.

University of Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: don’t we all

Posted on December 6, 2025
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Porn, Weirdness

There’s Nothing You Can Do to Rehabilitate Its Coolness

Hipster girl pointing at piece of art: So, do you want to get it?
Hipster guy: Nah, we’ll get it somewhere else. I hate when people ask you, ‘Where did you get that?’ and you’re like, ‘Ikea…’

Ikea
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania