Seems to Be a Common Theme

Girl to friend, while going to the bathroom: During that time of the month, I pee out of my butthole.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426017235/naturally-4.html

Overheard by: weird, I normally just sneeze out of my eyes

Posted on July 30, 2015
Ass, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Weirdness

Did They All Eat at Red Lobster Before They Died?

Father to 20-something daughter: One of these days we are going to have to take you on a trip and show you where everyone in the family is buried.
Daughter, dryly: That would be a lively trip.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: It would be a trip to die for

Posted on July 30, 2015
Dads, Death & dying, Family ties, Girls, Utah, Weirdness, Words

More Like Interesting Fungal Formations

Teen: I don't know. I always have great art on my toes.

Choate Rosemary Hall
Wallingford, Connecticut

Posted on July 30, 2015
Body parts, Connecticut, Teens, Weirdness

It's the Only Possible Motivation to Teach at a Texas Public School?

Teacher: I got a question for you guys… If you're flying at 50,000 feet and the left rear tire falls off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse and why?
Students: What the fuck?
Teacher: Clearly, the answer is 7, cause ice cream has no bones!
Student #1: Why do they keep giving us teachers on crack?
Student #2: I dunno, man. I dunno…

Inside Freshman Classroom
El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 29, 2015
Class, Default, Drugs, Education, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Texas, Weirdness

I'm Writing You a Prescription for the History Channel

Customer: Excuse me. I just have to know, are you Polynesian?
Worker: No, I'm Native American.
Customer: Oh. Where are they from?

Utah

Posted on July 29, 2015
Customers, Default, Employees, Geography, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography, Utah, Weirdness

“Throw Your Brother Into the Campfire,” It Says

Little girl to mom: My stomach controls me!

Campsite, California

Posted on July 28, 2015
Body parts, Default, Fears, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Weirdness

Well I Can't Help It If Yours Is a Bigger Target

Guy going up escalator to friend: Did you see that? That guy just tried to touch my butt.
Friend: Don't complain, he succeeded in touching mine!

Washington, DC

Posted on July 28, 2015
Ass, Friends, Guys, Sensory experiences, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Or You'll Spill Your Wine

Spanish professor, as class leaves on Friday: Be careful driving when you drink this weekend!

Hanover College
Hanover, Indiana

Overheard by: whitney

Posted on July 27, 2015
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Indiana, Teachers, Weirdness

Sometimes I Go Overboard with My Hoeing

Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on July 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Washington, Weirdness, Women, Words

I’m Considering Reaching Out to Her With a Fifty Caliber Rifle

Man #1: How’s your wife?
Man #2: How should I know?
Man #1: What do you mean: “How should I know?”? She’s your wife! Don’t you talk to her?
Man #2: Not since she got the restraining order on me.

Huxley, Iowa

Overheard by: Hondo

Posted on July 26, 2015
Crimes, Default, Friends, Guys, Iowa, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Weirdness