Why Viagra Is So Popular

Woman: Wood is like money to old people.

Maryland Farms
Brentwood, Tennessee

Overheard by: FACT.

Posted on January 11, 2026
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Erections, Money, Tennessee, Women

Almost Like She Thinks I’m a Smartass

Guy #1: I think I fucked up my chance with Jen.
Guy #2: Why? what did you do?
Guy #1: Well she’s religious, and she sent me a text today that says, “I get real emotional on Good Friday.” so I write back, ‘I get real emotional on filet-o-fish Fridays.’ She hasn’t responded since.

Burbank, California

Overheard by: James Jameson

Posted on January 10, 2026
California, Christianity, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Guys, Holidays

But Apparently That’s Not How Job Interviews Work

Girl walking to bus stop drunk: I just wanted to walk in, get groped and leave.

Pheasant Run
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Brandon Call

Posted on January 8, 2026
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Girls, Gripes, Sexuality, Virginia, Wishes

Can You Even Use “Oxygen” As a Verb Like That?

Male flight attendant: … And if you brought more than two children with you today, decide which your favorite is and oxygen that one first.

Southwest Airlines Flight #135

Posted on January 5, 2026
Advice, Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Flight attendants, Guys, Jerks, Offspring, Threats, Weirdness

…and a Pussy

Blonde clone: It’s not that we’re both Leos. He’s just a dick.

Westfield Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on December 30, 2025
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Malls, Penis, Relationships, Sexuality

At Least He’s Stopped Talking About His Turds.

Bitter guy: Girls don’t care about men, so I can’t relate to them. And men only care about sports, food, video games, and women. I do like to eat, but I hate women. I don’t like sports at all, and I’m soooo good at video games that other people can’t play with me because I am just too awesome.
Girl sitting at the table with him: Yeah…

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on December 30, 2025
Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Etiquette, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Massachusetts, Pride, Sexuality, Stupidity, Weirdness

Gosh, That Was a Fun Baptism.

Big Italian guy holding a putter: Man, the last time I had one of these was to beat someone up!

Lumberjack Mini Golf
Lake George, New York

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on December 29, 2025
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Default, Foreigners, Guys, New York, Violence, Weirdness

Mom’s Been Forcing Her to Watch Seventh Heaven, to No Avail

Goth girl: I’m so proud of my sister. The rest of her classmates are doing their final projects on chihuahuas and stuff like that. My sister? Serial killers.
Friend: Dude, you’re turning her into a you.
Goth girl: I know! My mom is so pissed at me.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado